nowsblid. wahaha.

*based on a true story. Just a little laugh-trip kwento from my sister. I promised to not name names though. Wahahaha. (C*****, kung mababasa mo man to, peace tayo p're! Astig ka!!!)


At a McDonald's somewhere in the USA:

Guy: Welcome to McDonald's!
Pinoy: Ah... Can I have 1-piece chicken with rice, please?
Guy: Sorry. We don't serve rice.
Pinoy: Oh. What do you have?
Guy: Rolls.
Pinoy: Okay. I'll have that.
Guy: For here or to go?
Pinoy: What?
Guy: For here or to go?
Pinoy: Uh, dine-in.
Guy: What?! To go?
Pinoy: To go where???


Ang kulit! PINOYS ROCK! hahaha

pools.of.sorrow.waves.of.joy.

Love, Love, Love.Love, Love, Love.Love, Love, Love. There's nothing you can do that can't be done. Nothing you can sing that can't be sung. Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game. It's easy. Nothing you can make that can't be made. No one you can save that can't be saved. Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time. It's easy. All you need is love.All you need is love. All you need is love, love.Love is all you need. Can't say it any better than that :)